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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 2 days ago

Successful Purge of Billionaires Creates Peace on Earth Overnight; Some Americans Concerned They Can No Longer Dream of Becoming One

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Successful Purge of Billionaires Creates Peace on Earth Overnight; Some Americans Concerned They Can No Longer Dream of Becoming One

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 2 days ago

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the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Cuba Offers To Give Up Nuclear Weapons It’s Not Developing in Return for US$300B

theshovel.com.au

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Cuba Offers To Give Up Nuclear Weapons It’s Not Developing in Return for US$300B

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the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 2 days ago

Scientists Confirm Sentient Life In Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

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Scientists Confirm Sentient Life In Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 2 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 2 days ago

Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By Sundown

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Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By Sundown

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 2 days ago

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ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish · 4 days ago

Trump successfully diverted to inflatable decoy G7

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Trump successfully diverted to inflatable decoy G7

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ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish · 4 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 5 days ago

Internet Teen Discovers Imagination After Turning Off AI

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Internet Teen Discovers Imagination After Turning Off AI

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 5 days ago

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ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish · 5 days ago

Man defends his use of copyright football streams by insisting he needs them to ‘train his AI model’

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Man defends his use of copyright football streams by insisting he needs them to ‘train his AI model’

ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish · 5 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 5 days ago

Vance Announces Exciting New Investment Opportunities in Iran’s “Rapidly Expanding Rubble Sector”

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Vance Announces Exciting New Investment Opportunities in Iran’s “Rapidly Expanding Rubble Sector”

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 5 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 5 days ago

G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of Summit

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G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of Summit

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 5 days ago

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ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish · 6 days ago

Trump insists it's very normal for the winners of wars to pay billions to the losers

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Trump insists it's very normal for the winners of wars to pay billions to the losers

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ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish · 6 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 6 days ago

Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness Industry

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Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness Industry

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 6 days ago

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heliotrope@retrofed.comEnglish · 6 days ago

The Øxymorøn - Issue 52 (Trinity 2026)

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The Øxymorøn - Issue 52 (Trinity 2026)

heliotrope@retrofed.comEnglish · 6 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 6 days ago

Local Marxist Developer Tragically Displaced By International Worker Solidarity

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Local Marxist Developer Tragically Displaced By International Worker Solidarity

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 6 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 7 days ago

In-N-Out Announces New Location, Requires Five Years Experience for Entry-Level Burger Position

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In-N-Out Announces New Location, Requires Five Years Experience for Entry-Level Burger Position

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 7 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 7 days ago

Martin Scorsese Announces Plans to Cast Same Six Actors Until End of Time

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Martin Scorsese Announces Plans to Cast Same Six Actors Until End of Time

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 7 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 7 days ago

Texas Tits Taint Toddlers

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Texas Tits Taint Toddlers

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 7 days ago

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ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish · 8 days ago

Carney announces plan to privatize airports but still give them half a billion dollars once in a while

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Carney announces plan to privatize airports but still give them half a billion dollars once in a while

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ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish · 8 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 8 days ago

Zuckerberg Mourns Loss of 30,000 Employees in Emotional Video From Definitely-Not-a-Yacht

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Zuckerberg Mourns Loss of 30,000 Employees in Emotional Video From Definitely-Not-a-Yacht

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 8 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 9 days ago

RFK Jr. Unveils New Autism Research Initiative: “We’re Just Going Through the Grocery Store Alphabetically”

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RFK Jr. Unveils New Autism Research Initiative: “We’re Just Going Through the Grocery Store Alphabetically”

Dispassionate@quokk.auEnglish · 9 days ago

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ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish · 9 days ago

EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide

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EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide

ZeroCool@piefed.caEnglish · 9 days ago

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