(Washington D.C.) In the wee hours of Sunday morning, just a dozen hours before the first fight card was set to drop, an unlikely contender made his way onto the show. Controversial area man Dan Bongos somehow made it into the arena to fight tonight.

Mr. Bongos is no stranger to controversy. Just this year he was arrested for trying to assassinate the Pope. Later on he received 1 million 776 dollars in a settlement with the White House over his slaying a cop on January 6th. Now Bongos is hoping to win big with his first ever UFC debut tonight.

AP caught up to Dan, “I took a whole s*itload of steroids”, he eagerly told us. “I’ve also been pumping myself up with Ivermectin, I’m doing this for Trump and also so my kids will call me, Tyler, Cody, Dad misses you, please call”.

Bongos is set to fight Bonecrusher McGill from Milwaukee who has killed 2 men in the ring in his career.